Did you get put on trial? IN SPACE? were you found guilty? IN SPACE? Did you get sent to space jail.... IN SPACE?
If you answered yes to any of the above questions you should get yourself a fine quality get out of space jail free card - enjoy space on your own time!
Space. I'm in space.
-Elected past president of the being alive club: [link]
EDIT: Thanks everyone for the favorites and comments! I so greatly adore every single one of them! I'm doing my best to answer all the comments but I'm pretty busy right now